“I'll bet he was myrrh. Bastard, he brings the cheapest gift and now he wants to sodomize me.”
Source: Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
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Christopher Moore134
American writer of comic fantasy 1957Related quotes
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Suzanne Collins The Hunger Games
Source: The Hunger Games
“Yeah, he's terrified I'll tell everyone that he's always really wanted to be a ballerina.”
Cassandra Clare The Mortal Instruments
Jace to Imogen, pg. 123
The Mortal Instruments, City of Ashes (2008)
George S. Patton (1885–1945) United States Army general
Spoken by George C. Scott in the film Patton.
Variants:
No man ever won a war by dying for his country. Wars were won by making the other poor bastard die for his.
You don't win a war by dying for your country. You win a war by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his.
War is not meant to be you dying for your country-it is by making the other bastard die for his.
Misattributed
“He wants me,
but only part of the time.
He wants me
if he can keep me in line.”
Aimee Mann (1960) American indie rock singer-songwriter (born 1960)
"Voices Carry"
Song lyrics, Voices Carry (1985)
“If a man wants to marry me now, it should be more convenient when he just wants to beat me.”
Yang Li (1992) Chinese stand-up comedian
Original: 杨笠和她的15个男人：想嫁给爱情，优秀就够了吗? <br class="br">Source: https://www.sohu.com/a/497125567_486995 (25 October 2021)