“It doesn't matter if you're born in a duck yard, so long as you are hatched from a swan's egg!”

“Patriotism is a kind of religion; it is the egg from which wars are hatched.”

“My biggest fault is that the faults I was born with grow bigger each year. It's like I was raising chickens inside of me. The chickens lay their eggs and the eggs hatch into other chickens, which then lay eggs.”

“Money is for doing things, my love. Don't sit on it like a hen sits on an egg. It doesn't hatch. I should know. I've made enough of it.”

“The human heart is an egg; and out of it are hatched this world and heaven and hell.”

“It doesn't matter who you are or what you look like so long as somebody loves you.”

“Boredom is the dream bird that hatches the egg of experience. A rustling in the leaves drives him away.”

“To believe that employing consumer methods in the church will produce spiritually mature Christians is delusional thinking akin to expecting a dog to hatch from a chicken's egg.”

“It doesn't matter what you do… so long as you change something from the way it was before you touched it into something that's like you after you take your hands away.”

“The yellowfly is almost too small to see, but if you leave its egg in your skin, you will lose an arm or leg before it hatches - if it does not kill you.”