“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”

““You have us going faster than light.”
“I thought the figures were a bit large.””

“If you’re an incredibly famous rich person who does more in one day than I do in a month, does your perception of time’s passing go slower or faster than it does for me?”

“The Grateful Dead are faster than light drive.”

“Have you ever noticed how quiet you get when you go in the woods? It's almost like you know that God's there.”

“I am not smarter than anybody else but I can out work you – and my key to success for you, or anybody else is make sure you are the first one in there every day and the last one to leave. Don’t ever take a lunch break or go to the bathroom, you keep working.”

“Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?”

“Did you ever notice how many survivors they have? Did you ever notice that? Everybody — every time you turn around, 15,000 survivors meet here; 400 survivors convention there. I mean, did you ever notice? Nazis sure were inefficient, weren't they? Boy, boy, boy!…You almost have no survivors that ever say they saw a gas chamber or saw the workings of a gas chamber…. they'll say these preposterous stories that anybody can check out to be a lie, an absolute lie.”

“Reason does not need thinking. If you observe yourself making a plan you will notice that having fixed the object, the facts just keep coming, linking up into a chain of proposed action. Awareness is experiencing from moment to moment. Reason acts quickly in awareness, a thousand times faster than thought, and you do not even notice it is operating.”

“(To a football player) If you lie to me, I'll mop the floor with you worse than anyone who's ever tackled you.”