“If you break your neck, if you have nothing to eat, if your house is on fire, then you got a problem. Everything else is inconvenience.”

“You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.”

“If you let your head get too big, it'll break your neck.”

“If your wife locks you out of the house, you don't have a problem with your door.”

“Shut up, Axl!" he whispered fiercly. "If you want to break your neck, do it quietly or I'll break it for you.”

“You have a neck. You have a neck. You have a neck. You come in here with your orders from Belfast to make allegations. You have a neck.”

“You break your neck, and I’ll see it mended just so I can break it again.”

“If you got everything you wanted there would be nothing left for anyone else.”

“Two things define you: Your patience when you have nothing and your attitude when you have everything.”

“All your problems come down to love. Your love life is what your problem is, and everybody else's on earth. God in existence is man and woman. There's nothing else. And unless you have loved God in existence - your duality which is woman or man - unless you have united with that through love and devotion without going through your feelings of love, you're not going to be enlightened.”