“People--stupid when they lived; potentially stupid when they died.”

“When you give success to stupid people, it makes them more stupid sometimes and not more intelligent.”

“When people look you in the eye and call you stupid, dont look away, but tell them that half of the world is stupid and they are one of them because they are dening their own stupidity.”

“People are too lazy and too stupid to think for themselves that we've got sitcoms with canned laughter that let's you know when to laugh if you're to stupid to know when the joke is.”

“Jack: A potential Cabinet Minister if ever I saw one. Dishonest in a way which seems embarrassingly frank. Upright when creeping. And dignified when at his most stupid.”

“Boredom and stupidity and patriotism, especially when combined, are three of the greatest evils of the world we live in.”

“When people begin to philosophize they seem to think it necessary to make themselves artificially stupid.”

“When you do something stupid and die, it's pathetic,” I said. “When you do something stupid and survive it, then you get to call it impressive or heroic.”

“At least when you're young you're also stupid.”

“Smart people sometimes get stupid, but stupid people never get smart.”