“You know, if my life was a horse, I’d shoot it. (Susan)”

“And if wishes were horses, I’d have been run over in childhood.”

“No wonder he was so good with horses, I thought blearily, feeling his fingers rubbing gently behind my ears, listening to the soothing, incomprehensible speech. If I were a horse, I’d let him ride me anywhere.”

“Life is a gift horse in my opinion.”

“Percy blinked. “So your brother is a winged horse. But you’re also my half brother, which means all the flying horses in the world are my…You know what? Lets’ forget it.”

“Looks like I’m going to ruin your day, Big Boy. I choose to live my crappy life a little longer. (Susan)”

“But if you shoot at everyone you see,
Can't be my friend 'cause you might shoot at me.”

“You break into my house, I will shoot you. My wife will shoot you and then spend thirty minutes telling you why she shot you.”

“You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.”

“A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!”