“If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter.”

“There's folks as make bad butter and trusten to the salt t' hide it.”

“You can always trust a dog that likes peanut butter.”

“You look as scary as a buttered muffin.”

“Probably? So you're asking me to trust my life to steel wool and peanut butter?"
"Poisoned peanut butter."
"Cal, I don't care if it's nuclear peanut butter.”

“5930. You lay on your Butter, as with a Trowel.”

“You are the butter to my bread, and the breath to my life”

“Tyson thought Annabeth was just about the coolest thing since peanut butter, and he SERIOUSLY loved peanut butter.”

“Harry Dresden: This is Waldo Butters, and his geek penis is longer and harder than all of ours put together.”

“You made your own jean shorts… with a butter knife?”