“To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.”

“If a dog is biting a black man, the black man should kill the dog, whether the dog is a police dog or a hound dog or any kind of dog. If a dog is fixed on a black man when that black man is doing nothing but trying to take advantage of what the government says is supposed to be his, then that black man should kill that dog or any two-legged dog who sets the dog on him.”

“When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.”

“If we don't put our foot down, they will release every man and his dog.”

“Every dog must have his day.”

“Every dog has its day, dog
And today, dog, just ain't yours.”

“The dog has seldom been successful in pulling Man up to its level of sagacity, but Man has frequently dragged the dog down to his.”

“The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment.”

“The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.”

“Give a dog a bone, leave a dog alone. Let a dog roam and he'll find his way home.”