
Variant: Please give me some good advice in your next letter. I promise not to follow it.
Source: Dead in the Family
Variant: Please give me some good advice in your next letter. I promise not to follow it.
Source: Dictionary of Burning Words of Brilliant Writers (1895), P. 479.
Because you're one of my writers!
2009-04-03 broadcast
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)
“I would have written a shorter letter, but I did not have the time.”
Often misattributed to Twain, this is actually by Blaise Pascal, "Lettres provinciales", letter 16, 1657:
Je n'ai fait celle-ci plus longue que parce que je n'ai pas eu le loisir de la faire plus courte.
Translation: I have only made this [letter] longer, because I have not had the opportunity to make it shorter.
Misattributed
Source: The Provincial Letters
“Let us never underestimate the power of a well-written letter.”
Source: Persuasion
“Let us never underestimate the power of a well-written letter.”
“A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying.”
The Alexandria Quartet (1957–1960), Justine (1957)