“But he's Rachel Candy!"
-Both Jenks and Al”

“Be reasonable. I know you can be. If you try very, very hard.” - Al to Rachel”

“Using your feminine wiles to lead my familiar astray. If all you want is dangerous sex, I can give that to you better than he can, and I won't break your heart afterward." - Al to Rachel”

“Rachel, my itchy witch," Al said as he tugged the lace at his cuffs. "We've talked about this. You simply must stop collecting nasty little men. How many do you really need, love?”

“Al was standing a bare three feet away, his mood almost jovial as he took the paper and it vanished in a wash of black sparkles.

“Thank you, Rachel,” he said, carefully reaching for my hand as Trent stiffened.

“Welcome back, my itchy witch.”

“I thought this was a candy dispenser! Fucking candy!”

“He is not deserving of the name of Englishman who speaketh against ale, that is, good ale.”

“He didn’t give me flowers or candy. He gave me the moon and the stars. Infinity

-Belly Conklin”

“Love is candy from a stranger, but it's candy you've had before and it probably won't kill you.”

“The Candy Man can”