“Are you a female dog?"
"What?" Massie asked. "Why?"
"Because you are acting like a real”

“If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.”

“Revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit you.”

““If you show her too much favor she will be punished. If you touch her, we’re all dead,” Ty said.
“Why?” Einstein asked.
“Because this is one of those cultures that is psychotic about female reproductive organs.””

“You're not going to ask me that and if you did I'd pretend that you didn't because everybody and their mother plus their dog and cat and their goldfish asks me that.”

“Polly: Question is whether you hate the coach party because they're like the dogs or hate the dogs because they're like the coach party.”

“I like dogs. You always know what a dog is thinking. It has four moods. Happy, sad, cross and concentrating. Also, dogs are faithful and they do not tell lies because they cannot talk.”

“What were you like," I asked her. "we're you happy? Or were you smiling because they told you to?”

“Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.”

“Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.”