“Ballycumber (ba-li-KUM-ber) n.
One of the six half-read books lying somewhere in your bed.”

“Diplomacy, n. The patriotic art of lying for one's country.”

“Beppu (n.)

The triumphant slamming shut of a book after reading the final page.”

“Lady Madonna lying on the bed
Listen to the music playing in your head.”

“He lies like a book. And he reads a lot of books.”

“I am reading six books at once, the only way of reading; since, as you will agree, one book is only a single unaccompanied note, and to get the full sound, one needs ten others at the same time.”

“Infancy, n. The period of our lives when, according to Wordsworth, 'Heaven lies about us.' The world begins lying about us pretty soon afterward.”

“Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read.”

“I'd once read somewhere that is takes about half as long to recover from a deep relationship as the relationship lasted.”

“What's your favorite book?
"The last one I read.”