“I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone.”

“I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again.”

“I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out.”

“I personally subscribe to the belief that normal is just a setting on the dryer.”

“[Miele] really thought the process through. They did such a great job designing these washers and dryers. I got more thrill out of them than I have out of any piece of high tech in years.”

“That's silly talk… Talk to my wife. She'll tell me I need to learn to just put my socks on the hamper.”

“Six days shalt thou paddle and pack, but on the seventh thou shall wash thy socks.”

“(on the plane crash) I saw Travis running and flailing, trying to put out fire on his body. He screamed, ‘What do I do?’ and I said, ‘Roll!’ He did, but the fire didn’t go out. He tried to rip his clothes off. I finally put the flames out by smothering him with my body. Some of my burns are from that. His sock was on fire – I burned my fingers taking it off.”

“Never put a sock in a toaster.”

“I've seen the meanness of humans till I dont know why God aint put out the sun and gone away.”