“Applaud my idiocy.”

“Plaudite, amici, comedia finita est. (Applaud, my friends, the comedy is over.)”

“Idiocy: crudeness’ intellectual equivalent.”

“There's a fine line between audacity and idiocy.”

“Your trusting idiocy knows no bounds”

“The history of music is mortal, but the idiocy of the guitar is eternal.”

“I hate when I'm an idiot and I don't know it. I like to be aware of my idiocy, to really revel in it, take pictures.”

“Always remember that the crowd that applauds your coronation is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading. People like a show.”

“Everything is idiocy if you choose to look at it in the proper perspective.”

“My heart applauds inside my ears, first like a roaring crowd, then slows and slows until it's a solitary person, clapping with unbridled sarcasm.
Clap. Clap.
Clap.”