“They who drink beer will think beer.”
Washington Irving book The Sketch Book of Geoffrey Crayon, Gent.
"Stratford-on-Avon".
The Sketch Book of Geoffrey Crayon (1819–1820)
Jud, to Louis
Source: Pet Sematary (1983)
“They who drink beer will think beer.”
Washington Irving book The Sketch Book of Geoffrey Crayon, Gent.
"Stratford-on-Avon".
The Sketch Book of Geoffrey Crayon (1819–1820)
“Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer”
Henry Lawson (1867–1922) Australian writer and poet
“Oh, Elizabeth, your justice would freeze beer.”
Source: The Crucible (1953)
Context: Proctor: You will not judge me more, Elizabeth. I have good reason to think before I charge fraud on Abigail, and I will think on it. Let you look to your own improvement before you go to judge your husband any more. I have forgot Abigail, and —
Elizabeth: And I.
Proctor: Spare me! You forget nothin' and forgive nothin.' Learn charity, woman. I have gone tiptoe in this house all seven months since she is gone. I have not moved from there to here without I think to please you, and still an everlasting funeral marches round your heart. I cannot speak but I am doubted, every moment judged for lies, as though I come into a court when I come into this house!
Elizabeth: I do not judge you. The magistrate sits in your heart that judges you. I never thought you but a good man, John — only somewhat bewildered.
Proctor: Oh, Elizabeth, your justice would freeze beer!
“Hey, I'm for love, not war. How about we have a beer?”
Mel Gibson (1956) American actor, film director, producer and screenwriter
An intoxicated Gibson to the infuriated driver he had just rear ended in Toronto. In 1984 he pleaded guilty to drunk driving and was fined $300 and banned from driving in Canada for 3 months. While in court, he apologized to the people of Toronto and thanked the police. Excerpted from Wensley Clarkson's "Mel Gibson; Living Dangerously," page 175.
“I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler. I don't like beer.”
George Bernard Shaw book Candida
Candida, Act III
1890s
Craig Ferguson (1962) Scottish-born American television host, stand-up comedian, writer, actor, director, author, producer and voice a…
“I want a beer. I want a giant, ice-cold bottle of beer and shower sex.”
Nora Roberts (1950) American romance writer
Source: Chasing Fire
“stay with the beer.
beer is continuous blood.
a continuous lover.”
Charles Bukowski book Love Is a Dog from Hell
Source: Love Is a Dog from Hell