“I do believe in shooting the messenger.
You know why? Because it sends a message.”

“I'm the messenger, but I'll tell you what, the message is the right message.”

“A magician does not send messages, you know—he orchestrates reality.”

“That was the message. For me, alone among mortals, the gods send their messenger to tell me to stop whining. That’ll teach me to go hide in a temple.”

“The difference between an author and a writer is similar to that of the prophet and the messenger. Simply, because every messenger is not a prophet, but every prophet has a message and prophecies to convey to the people.”

“I do not believe in shooting anything that cannot shoot back.”

“H-he is a messenger for you. H-h-he brings a message.”

“Avoid all eye contact
Do not react
Shoot the messengers
This is a low-flying panic attack”

“You believe that I run after the strange because I do not know the beautiful; no, it is because you do not know the beautiful that I seek the strange.”

“Why do so many people start their messages with, "It's me"? Of course it is you. We all know that. But who the hell ARE you?”