“You can't beat women anyhow and that if you are wise or dislike trouble and uproar you don't even try to.”

“The trouble was, if you were a chief you had to think, you had to be wise.”

“In my experience women are like cats. When you don't want them you can't get rid of them and when you do want them it's like trying to pick up lint with a magnet. (p. 267)”

“If you dislike change, you're going to dislike irrelevance even more.”

“Instead of agonizing about the things you can't change, why don't you try working on the things you can change”

“If you can't beat them. Join them”

“If you can't beat me, join me”

“Sometimes you don't even know what you want until you find out you can't have it.”

“You can't beat a roulette table unless you steal money from it.”

“Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try.”