“A true friend is a gift from God. Since God doesn't exist, guess what? Neither do true friends.”

“A foe to God was never true friend to man”

“The true work of God is all good, since it is existence.”

“We've got to help each other, seeing as God doesn't help us. Do you see how great Jesus' idea was? Imagine how much it must have irritated God. Forget the devil, Jesus was the only true enemy of God, and he's the only friend us poor wretches have.”

“A friend once said, and I found to be true, That everyday people, they lie to God too, So what makes you think, that they won't lie to you.”

“A true friend is forever a friend.”

“I look back now and realize that the gift of a true friend is that she sees you not the way you see yourself or the way others see you. A true friend sees you for who you are and who you can become.”

“If a friend envies you, then he is not a true friend.”

“I consider myself to be a true friend of the Israeli people. But I define friendship as someone who takes care of a friend, who just doesn't use or exploit a friend. And, you know, there's that old adage: 'Friends don't let friends drive drunk.”

“Since you have accepted the gift of a Friend, you must be ready to do anything for His sake.”