“I enjoy the fun of failure. It's fun to fail, I kept repeating. It's part of being ambitious; it's part of being creative. If something is worth doing, it's worth doing badly”

“If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing badly.”

“Its part of a comedy cultural exchange tour: tonight, I am doing the UK and Jim Davidson is being buggered in Baghdad right now, systematically and without cessation, by United States Troops! Such fun.”

“the worst part about being lied to is knowing you werent worth the truth”

“Doing what you're supposed to do is always boring. I can't imagine anything worse than being required to have fun.”

“If you pick something you actually enjoy doing, you have fun every day of your life.”

“That really was NOT fun, though. Well, the hitting-her-with-a-stick part, that was fun. But crashing into a concrete bear? NOT fun.”

“I think I benefited from being equal parts ambitious and curious. And of the two, curiosity has served me best.”

“I write strictly for fun… as long as it stays fun I'll continue to do it.”

“I never lose sight of the fact that just being is fun.”