“I can't fight.
I was once run over by a car with a flat tire, being pushed by two guys.”
Woody Allen (1935) American screenwriter, director, actor, comedian, author, playwright, and musician
“Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card…”
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