“If your going to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.”

“When I said I was going to become a comedian, they all laughed. Well, they're not laughing now, are they?”

“Why are you such an asshat?"
"An asshat?" Jace looked as if he were about to laugh.”

“You used to laugh about
Everybody that was hangin’ out
Now you don’t talk so loud
Now you don’t seem so proud
About having to be scrounging for your next meal”

“She laughed out loud. It was a very nice laugh. No girl looks beautiful when she’s laughing hard, and girls who worry about looking beautiful don’t do it. Dorotha Keefer looked like a healthy, pretty girl having a good time, which when you come down to it is about the best way for a girl to look.”

“If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.”

“She wants to be polite and not hurt your feelings, so she's not going to laugh right now. But inside, inside she's laughing.”

“The thing about creativity is, people are going to laugh at it. Get over it.”

“If you're going to sit on someone's tombstone, you might as well know something about them, right?”

“Look who's laughing now that you've wasted
How many years and you've barely even tasted
Anything remotely close to
Everything you've boasted about
Look who's crying now.”