“One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip.”

“Loneliness is like starvation: you don't realize how hungry you are until you begin to eat.”

“You never realized how thick your fog was until it lifted.”

“Pack your bags, we're going on a guilt trip!”

“Let the husband render to his wife the affection owed her, and likewise also the wife to her husband.”

“I have packed myself into silence so deeply and for so long that I can never unpack myself using words. When I speak, I only pack myself a little differently.”

“People never realize how much work impacts there self esteem and sense of purpose until they leave a job.”

“Imagine you go away
On a business trip one day
And when you come back home
Your children have grown
And you never made your wife moan”

“Engvall and his wife are packing up their stuff to move, with a U-Haul sitting in their driveway.
Friend: Y'all movin?
Engvall: Nope, me and the wife just like to pack all our stuff up once or twice a week, see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign.”

“Their is one advantage in a plurality of wifes; tha fite each other, insted ov their husbands.”