“Quentin Tarantino is interested in watching somebody's ear getting cut off; David Lynch is interested in the ear.”

“A pun is a pistol let off at the ear; not a feather to tickle the intellect.”

“I'm not really a collage artist like Quentin Tarantino or Wes Anderson. I'm not like those other guys, Spike Jonze, too, guys who watch things and take notes. I'm trapped in my own stubborn world over-and-over, looking for a similar insight, a similar aesthetic, a similar point of view.”

“A person's ears get glorified by listening to scriptures and not by wearing ear-rings, hands are adorned by giving alms to the poor and not by wearing bracelets.”

“Why don't they cut their own children's ears into points to make them look sharp? Why don't they cut off their noses to make them look plucky? One would be just as sensible as the other. What right have they to torment and disfigure God's creatures?”

“Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble.”

“It has helped me keep in mind all times that not all lawyers always work in the best interests of their clients. Itis a very delicate situation. If a lawyer does not appear to the judge to be working in the best interest of the clients, I think the way to deal with that is to have hearings on the record and hope that the parties might appear. Sometimes from the bench, or sometimes in a conference on the record, the court is in a position to give guidance that not only is for the ears of the attorney, but may also be for the ears of the litigant, him or herself.”

“I'm backing David Cameron's campaign out of pure, cynical self-interest.”

“I'm glad whenever they cut interest rates, I wish interest rates were zero.”

“I've watched through his eyes, I've listened through his ears, and I tell you he's the one.”