“friends don't threaten friends' distributor caps”

“Animals are my friends… and I don't eat my friends.”

“Don't drink and drive. That's what they say. They also say, friends don't let friends drive drunk.”

“I don't want to be your friend, baby. I am your friend.”

“Larry is back in town… The wedding is set for October. Tammy is threatening to have me in the wedding. Some friends they are.”

“I need a new friend. I need a friend, period. Not a true friend, nothing close or share clothes or sleepover giggle giggle yak yak. Just a pseudo-friend, disposable friend. Friend as accessory. Just so I don't feel or look so stupid.”

“Relatives, colleagues, friends, and marriage partners, understandably threatened by these changes, often exert pressure on the individual...These pressures only widen the gap. You don't stop an immigrant by trying to revive his hopes for the Old World.”

“I consider myself to be a true friend of the Israeli people. But I define friendship as someone who takes care of a friend, who just doesn't use or exploit a friend. And, you know, there's that old adage: 'Friends don't let friends drive drunk.”

“my friends don't seem to be friends at all but people whose phone numbers I haven't lost.”

“I don't keep any close friends. I don't keep any secrets. I don't need friends. I just tell everybody everything, that's all.”