
“Stick Boy liked Match Girl,
he liked her a lot.
He liked her cute figure,
he thought she was hot.”
Source: The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and Other Stories
“Stick Boy liked Match Girl,
he liked her a lot.
He liked her cute figure,
he thought she was hot.”
“He planned to stick to her like pasties on a stripper.”
Source: The Darkest Lie
Statement to a TImes reporter in 1990, as quoted in "The wit and wisdom of Boris" in Guardian Unlimited (23 April 2007)
1990s
“And the final event to himself has been, that, as he rose like a rocket, he fell like the stick.”
On Edmund Burke's reactions to the American and French revolutions.
1790s, Letter to the Addressers (1792)
Source: The Sense and Sensibility Screenplay and Diaries: Bringing Jane Austen's Novel to Film