“You know what it was like? It was like thinking I was heading to a surprise party and instead it was a surprise pap smear.”

—  Jen Lancaster

Source: Such a Pretty Fat: One Narcissist's Quest to Discover If Her Life Makes Her Ass Look Big, or Why Pie Is Not the Answer

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