“Hey, Hot Stuff, Can’t wait till you get over that guy you were with. He sounds like a real jerk. Hope it’s soon. You’re way too tasty to be alone for too long. Come find me. I’m out here waiting. Your Future”
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American comedian 1963Related quotes

“If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life.”
Gwendolen, Act III
The Importance of Being Earnest (1895)
Source: Sisterhood Everlasting

“Too often, feelings arrive too soon, waiting for thoughts that often come too late.”
Being Late http://www.poetrysoup.com/famous/poem/21366/Being_Late
From the poems written in English

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