“Everything I needed was in my car, even the chickens”

“The car has made our lives more difficult. If not for it, we would have everything we needed within walking distance.”

“My biggest fault is that the faults I was born with grow bigger each year. It's like I was raising chickens inside of me. The chickens lay their eggs and the eggs hatch into other chickens, which then lay eggs.”

“There's no reason to be in the car when the car crashes even if you love the car.”

“Enjoy your Evening."

"That will depend on the menu. If it's beef, it will be a tolerable meal. If it's chicken…" Elliot shuddered. "What is the point of chicken?"

"Eggs?”

“I was on a plane, and the steward was coming down the aisle. "Asian chicken salad… Asian chicken salad… Asian chicken salad…" And he gets to me and he's like, "… chicken salad!" What does he think I'm gonna do? "Dis is not de salad of my people! In my homeland, dey use mandarin orange slices… and crispy wonton crunches!"”

“I love sushi, I love fried chicken, I love steak. But there is a limit to my love”

“Did you hotwire this car?" I then rephrased my question. "Did you STEAL this car?”

“… and with my last thought I felt some real sympathy for those poor chickens.”

“Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it… it says "Chicken… by the Sea."”