
“It looks like it fell out of the ugly tree and hit every single branch on the way down.”
Source: Soldiers Live (2000), Chapter 10, “An Abode of Ravens: Recovery” (p. 396)
Source: Chomp
“It looks like it fell out of the ugly tree and hit every single branch on the way down.”
Source: Soldiers Live (2000), Chapter 10, “An Abode of Ravens: Recovery” (p. 396)
“The only way a no-legged leopard could hurt you is if it fell out of a tree onto your head.”
Source: My Point... And I Do Have One
“He had fallen out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch.”
Source: The Affair
The Independent, The Independent, Professor Sidney Morgenbesser: Philosopher celebrated for his withering New York Jewish humour http://www.independent.co.uk/news/obituaries/professor-sidney-morgenbesser-550224.html, 6 August 2004. Obituaries – Sidney Morgenbesser, 82, Kibitzing Philosopher, Dies http://www.nytimes.com/2004/08/04/obituaries/04morgenbesser.html. The New York Times (September 8, 2004). Some of his students then argued that it may have been unjust, because he had not been proven guilty, but it was not unfair because the others were treated in the same way. The Times, Sidney Morgenbesser: Erudite and influential American linguistic philosopher with the analytical acuity of Spinoza and the blunt wit of Groucho Marx https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/sidney-morgenbesser-5cz8gg8qfvm, September 8, 2004. This alternative version is sometimes attributed to Morgenbesser himself.