Guy Kawasaki (1954) American businessman and author
Speech at Stanford University 2 March 2011 http://ecorner.stanford.edu/authorMaterialInfo.html?mid=2669
Heard in the D. A. Pennebaker documentary Dont Look Back (1967)
Guy Kawasaki (1954) American businessman and author
Speech at Stanford University 2 March 2011 http://ecorner.stanford.edu/authorMaterialInfo.html?mid=2669
Darby Conley (1970) American cartoonist
Bucky Katt, Dialogue
“How many Microsoft employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?”
Guy Kawasaki (1954) American businessman and author
The answer to that is none because Bill Gates has declared darkness the new standard. <br class="br"> Speech at Stanford University 2 March 2011 http://ecorner.stanford.edu/authorMaterialInfo.html?mid=2669
David Hare (1947) British writer
Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare Guesses at Truth (London: Macmillan, ([1827-48] 1867) p. 7.
Misattributed
“How many Macintosh division employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?”
Guy Kawasaki (1954) American businessman and author
The answer is one. The Macintosh division employee holds up the light bulb and expects the universe to revolve around it. <br class="br"> Speech at Stanford University 2 March 2011 http://ecorner.stanford.edu/authorMaterialInfo.html?mid=2669
Aimee Bender (1969) Novelist, short story writer
Source: The Particular Sadness of Lemon Cake
“I can't stand a naked light bulb, any more than I can a rude remark or a vulgar action.”
Tennessee Williams A Streetcar Named Desire
Source: A Streetcar Named Desire
“A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination.”
Nelson Mandela (1918–2013) President of South Africa, anti-apartheid activist
1990s, Long Walk to Freedom (1995)