“Vampires should never say Uh-Oh!!”

“Oh, come on," Clary said. "You're a vampire, not Spider-Man.”

“Oh, God, puppy dog eyes. From a six-foot-five ancient Viking vampire.”

“Oh, man. You’re him. The cute and brooding vampire boyfriend.”
“She said I was cute and brooding?” I asked. “Never mind. Why can’t I reach her? Where is she?”

“Los vampiros," she whispered.
"Oh God, not the bloody vampires again," said Magnus. "No pun intended.”

“The vampire was real. It was only that his true story had never been told.”

“I am a vampire," I say softly. "And you have pissed me off.”

“even if vampires were stupid. Especially American vampires. They hung out in places Alaric himself would never have gone, especially if he were immortal. Such as high schools. And Walmart.”

“You never heard ofplugging her in? My God, Myrnin, you made a vampire computer?”

“If you are a vampire, then a vampire is not the creature of the legends.”