
“Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.”
The Illiterate Digest (1924)
Source: Where I'm Calling From: New and Selected Stories
“Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.”
The Illiterate Digest (1924)
"Warning to Jokers: Lay off the Prince"
The Illiterate Digest (1924)
Quoted in "I. C. Bagramyan: A Photo Album About A Soviet Marshal" - Yerevan - 1987
The Mixture As Before (1940) "The Treasure"
Short Stories
“Am I miffed now? No! It's the best thing that could have happened. We were saved! We were saved!”
“When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not.”
Source: Autobiography of Mark Twain, Volume 1 (2010), p. 210.
Context: For many years I believed that I remembered helping my grandfather drink his whisky toddy when I was six weeks old, but I do not tell about that any more, now; I am grown old, and my memory is not as active as it used to be. When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying, now, and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the latter. It is sad to go to pieces like this, but we all have to do it.
“Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.”
Source: The Naked Civil Servant (1968), Ch. 18
“A funny thing happened to me on the way to the White House…”
Speech in Washington D.C. (13 December 1952)
“Yesterday, a funny thing happened to me on my way to the Conclave.”
Address to the crowd in St Peter's Square (27 August 1978), the day after his election, as quoted in In God's Name (1987) by David Yallop, p. 132