“I'm drivin' in a stolen truck, and I'm probably fuckin' drunk”

“I'm a pessimist about probabilities, I'm an optimist about possibilities.”

“When I'm with you, bells go off in my head like a moving truck that's backing up.”

“If I'm in a bad mood, or if I'm uncomfortable, it's probably what I'm wearing that's making me feel that way.”

“You're drunk, and I'm drunk, and I'm just exactly drunk enough to tell you anything you want to know. That's the kind of girl I am. If I like a person, I'll tell them anything they want to know. Just ask me. Go ahead, ask me.”

“As far as I'm concerned the only thing to do is sit in a room and get drunk”

“If I tell you I'm good, probably you will say I'm boasting. But if I tell you I'm not good, you'll know I'm lying.”

“I'm apt to get drunk on words… Ontology: the word about the essence of things; the word about being.”

“And I've swallowed, I grant, a beer of lot -
But I'm not so think as you drunk I am.”

“I did go from wanting to be someone now
I'm drunk and wearing flip-flops on Fifth Avenue.”