“You are not mean. Cranky is different.”

“Excruciating agony makes me cranky.”

“One of the Silent Brothers is here to see you. Hodge sent me to wake you up. Actually he offered to wake you himself, but since it's 5 a. m., I figured you'd be less cranky if you had something nice to look at."
"Meaning you?"
"What else?”

“Being different means you are extraordinary”

“(About Oprah Winfrey) She's very thin now, she's very cranky….. and very hungry!”

“Hodge sent me to wake you up. Actually, he offered to wake you up himself, but since it's five a. m., I figured you'd be less cranky if you had something nice to look at.”

“There is no better ballast for keeping the mind steady on its keel, and saving it from all risk of crankiness, than business.”

“Art has different meaning for different people. For some its realism, for some its escapism, and you have to accept that.”

“Akri done left his Simi on his arm for far too long. She done got tired and cranky. (Simi)”

“People think I'm eccentric, cranky. If I'm eccentric because I've never been into mainstream things, then I am eccentric.”