“To teach fools like you to stop wasting their time worshiping Masters.”

“Teaching Latin to someone like me in high school was somewhat like trying to teach a pig to dance. It's a waste of the teacher's time and it irritates the pig.”

“It's a waste of time to try to reason with a doltish fool.”

“This is our time. Until that time stops - for one of us, for both – it is our time. Now. Will you waste it, because you are afraid?”

“What fools call “wasting time” is most often the best investment.”

“Talking to you is like -- like talking to an eel!"

"No, is it? I've never tried to talk to an eel. Isn't it as waste of time?"

"Not such a waste of time as talking to you!”

“If you want to master something, teach it. Teaching is a powerful tool for learning.”

“Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.”

“I often see how you sob over what you destroy, how you want to stop and just worship; and you do stop, and then a moment later you are at it again with a knife, like a surgeon.”

“The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.”