“There's folks as make bad butter and trusten to the salt t' hide it.”

“Some folks want their luck buttered.”

“A slab of bread "buttered" with lard and, if you were lucky, seasoned with salt and pepper, was a luxury.”

“Th' only way t' entertain some folks is t' listen t' 'em.”

“Too much SALT is bad for your health.”

“It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya.”

“A good apology is like antibiotic, a bad apology is like rubbing salt in the wound.”

“Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.”

“You don’t hide information by destroying it. You hide it by swamping it with bad information.”

“Tain’t by turnin’ out to hack folks
You’re agoin’ to git your right,
Nor by lookin’ down on black folks
Coz you’re put upon by white;
Slavery ain’t o’ nary color,
’Tain’t the hide thet makes it wus,
All it keers fer in a feller
’S jest to make him fill its pus.”