Source: Real Live Boyfriends: Yes. Boyfriends, Plural. If My Life Weren't Complicated, I Wouldn't Be Ruby Oliver
“It’s like this: if you have one piece of cake, and you eat it, that’s fine. If you have two pieces of cake, you should probably share some with a friend. But maybe not. Occasionally we could all use two pieces of cake. But if you have a whole cake, and you eat *all* of it, that’s not very cool. It’s not just selfish, it’s kinda sick and unhealthy.”
Concerning Cake, Bilbo Baggins and Charity. (19 January 2014) http://blog.patrickrothfuss.com/2014/01/concerning-cake-bilbo-baggins-and-charity/
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“You cannot eat your cake and have your cake; 48 and store 's no sore.”
Source: Don Quixote de la Mancha (1605–1615), Part II (1615), Book III, Ch. 43.

“You can have your cake and eat it, too.”
Song lyrics, Nashville Skyline (1969), Lay Lady Lay

“5881. You can't eat your Cake, and have it too.”
Compare Poor Richard's Almanack (1744) : The same man cannot be both Friend and Flatterer.
Introductio ad prudentiam: Part II (1727), Gnomologia (1732)
Variant: 2592. I can't be your Friend, and your Flatterer too.

“Life's no piece of cake, mind you, but the recipe's my own to fool with.”
Source: Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World

“The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake.”