Mitch Hedberg (1968–2005) American stand-up comedian
I did not learn my AA-BB-CC's. God-god dammit-dammit.
Mitch All Together (2003)
on constantly playing practical jokes on Robbie Coltrane http://www.danradcliffe.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=23&Itemid=28
Mitch Hedberg (1968–2005) American stand-up comedian
I did not learn my AA-BB-CC's. God-god dammit-dammit.
Mitch All Together (2003)
“Was there a language of loss? Did everyone who suffered speak a different dialect?”
Jodi Picoult book Handle With Care
Source: Handle with Care
“I don’t set out to speak a comprehensible language. But my language is authentic.”
Bram van Velde (1895–1981) Dutch painter
1960's, Conversations with Samuel Beckett and Bram van Velde' (1965 - 1969)
“I want to push the fast-forward button until I get back to happy.”
Terry McMillan book Getting to Happy
Source: Getting to Happy
Fakhruddin Ali Ahmed (1905–1977) the fifth President of India and a politician
Source: Presidents of India, 1950-2003, P.107
“He's a bully. I love bullies. They have such big, shiny red buttons to push.”
Carrie Vaughn (1973) American writer
Source: Kitty and the Silver Bullet
“Don’t push the on-button if you don’t know where the off-button is.”
David Gerrold (1944) American screenwriter and novelist
Source: Short fiction, The Further Adventures of Mr. Costello, p. 224
Nigel Short (1965) British chess player and writer
Washington Post https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/04/14/chess-grandmaster-caught-using-iphone-to-cheat-during-international-tournament/ (April 14, 2015)