“If you got caught screwing around on the job, you'd probably get fired, and so would I. Why should he get away with it?”

— Maddox

on Bill Clinton <br class="br"> Grow a pair and impeach that horny bastard http://maddox.xmission.com/clinton.html <br class="br">The Best Page in the Universe

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