“A pigeon a day keeps the natives away”

“Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.”

“A drink a day keeps the shrink away.”

“A Beer A Day Keeps The Doctor Away.”

“An apple a day, if well aimed, keeps the doctor away.”

“One thought-murder a day keeps the psychiatrist away.”

“Consider the pigeon just a pigeon...There are lots of pigeons in Paris.”

“Pigeons on the grass alas.
Pigeons on the grass alas.
Short longer grass short longer longer shorter yellow grass.
Pigeons large pigeons on the shorter longer yellow grass alas pigeons on the grass.”

“Walk amongst the natives by day, but in your heart be Superman.”

“I'll sit in the park and feed the pigeons for a while.'
We don't have pigeons.'
Then I'll feed the pterodactyls.”