“I lied. And my embarrassment was so great that I changed everything else to make the lie true.”

“In my show I announce, ‘People say Lady Gaga is a lie, and they are right. I am a lie. And every day I kill to make it true.”

“Here lies my wife:here let her lie!
Now she's at rest, and so am I.”

“Those in possession of absolute power can not only prophesy and make their prophecies come true, but they can also lie and make their lies come true.”

“But that kind has not a true word in him. I wouldn’t be surprised if everything he said were a lie. Such as he lies as he breathes. Truth is something he’s never even learned to speak.”

“Everything that goes into my mouth seems to make me fat, everything that comes out of my mouth embarrasses me.”

“A friend once said, and I found to be true, That everyday people, they lie to God too, So what makes you think, that they won't lie to you.”

“I don't lie," I lied.”

“…You shouldn't clap, that [was] a lie… I like to tell lies. According to Shakira, hips don't lie. Which makes me a bundle of contradictions.”

“Oh, about beer I never lie. A man who lies about beer makes enemies.”