“Awl human happiness is conservatiff; 2 thirds ov the pleasure in sliding down hill consists in drawing the sled back. I don't serpoze thare would be enny fun in sliding down a hill 34 miles long.”

— Josh Billings

Josh Billings: His Works, Complete (1873)

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American humorist 1818–1885

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