“I can tell you squat about Islamism. But I know a lot about Al Quaeda, and they need to burn in hell.”

“There's nothing much I can tell you about this war. It's like all wars, I suppose. The undertakers are winning it. Oh, the politicians will talk a lot about the "glory" of it, and the old men'll talk about the "need" of it—the soldiers, they just want to go home.”

“Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?”

“You know what? Don’t even worry about it,” I said. “Cory Wheeler already asked me. I can tell him I changed my mind.”
“Who the hell is Corky Wheeler?”

“I need one of those baby-monitors for my subconscious to my consciousness so I can know what the hell I'm really thinking about.”

“I was raised Catholic. I don't know if you can tell that from the everything about me.”

“I want to know everything about you, so I tell you everything about myself.”

“I'm going to be honest: I know a lot less about economics than I do about military and foreign policy issues. I still need to be educated.”

“No matter how rich, talented or intelligent you are… how you treat animals tells me all I need to know about you.”

“DOBSON: Not to that degree, no. There's a lot — you know I'm not an expert on this subject. I told you that last time we were here, and so I can just give you my impressions about it. And there are very, very violent people within the Islamic faith. There are also some that are not violent.”