“For Heaven's sake, send help! There's a man trying to get into my room and the door's locked!”
The Independent, September 8, 2006. http://news.independent.co.uk/uk/this_britain/article1372035.ece.
<p>This quote can be traced to two authors, in books published within the same year:</p><p>1) Rev. Edward John Hardy, known as E.J. Hardy (1849-1920), How to Be Happy Though Civil: A Book on Manners (New York, Scribners, 1909), ch. VI: A Christian Gentleman;
2) John Lubbock, 1st Baron Avebury, Peace and Happiness (Macmillan, 1909), ch. XV: Religion</p>
Misattributed
“For Heaven's sake, send help! There's a man trying to get into my room and the door's locked!”
The Independent, September 8, 2006. http://news.independent.co.uk/uk/this_britain/article1372035.ece.
“Nobody never gets to heaven, and nobody gets no land. It's just in their head.”
Source: Of Mice and Men (1937), Ch. 4, p. 74
Context: They come, an' they quit an' go on; an' every damn one of 'em's got a little piece of land in his head. An' never a God damn one of 'em ever gets it. Just like heaven. Ever'body wants a little piece of lan'. I read plenty of books out here. Nobody never gets to heaven, and nobody gets no land. It's just in their head.
“Short arm needs man to reach to Heaven,
So ready is Heaven to stoop to him.”
Grace of the Way http://www.lib.utexas.edu/epoetry/thompson.q3c/thompson.q3c-96.html, st. 6.
“In heaven you get the hang-over before the intoxication.”
Ron English's Fauxlosophy: Volume 2 (2022)
“In their religion they are so uneven,
That each man goes his own byway to heaven.”
Pt. II, l. 104.
The True-Born Englishman http://www.luminarium.org/editions/trueborn.htm (1701)
“Heaven with my angel. It doesn't get any better than this.”
Source: Reflected in You
“Heavens, no! It could get subpoenaed. I can't write anything.”
Jim Lehrer News Hour, when asked if she keeps a diary, hours before a jury in Little Rock, Arkansas, returned guilty verdicts against Clintons' business partners; May 29, 1996 http://www.stophillary.com/things2no.htm http://www.trettel.com/ccrc/quotes/Quotes1996/quotes060296.html
White House years (1993–2000)
“Sometimes you've got to go through hell to get to heaven.”
Source: Ultramarathon Man: Confessions of an All-Night Runner
“That's what heaven is. You get to make sense of your yesterdays.”
Source: The Five People You Meet in Heaven (2003)