“I shall never eat duck again. I cannot believe I used to like duck. The duck betrayed me.”
Cassandra Clare (1973) American author
Source: Vampires, Scones, and Edmund Herondale
“I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread. Ducks love bread, but they can't buy any. That's the biggest joke on the duck ever. (in addition to and along with this duck line- a bit from the Letterman show)”
Just For Laughs: On The Edge - 2002
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