
“If you can't beat them. Join them”
Source: Jim Henson's Storyteller
Chris Rock on Real Time with Bill Maher, September 26, 2008
Miscellaneous
“If you can't beat them. Join them”
Source: Jim Henson's Storyteller
“If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.”
“You can't save people from themselves. You can only try to wake them up.”
Source: Shadowfever
“You beat your pate, and fancy wit will come;
Knock as you please, there's nobody at home.”
On a Dull Writer, reported in John Hawkesworth, The Works of Jonathan Swift, D.D., Dean of St. Patrick's, Dublin (1754), p. 265. Alternately attributed to Alexander Pope by Bartlett's Quotations, 10th Edition (1919). Compare: "His wit invites you by his looks to come, But when you knock, it never is at home", William Cowper, Conversation, line 303
Disputed
“You beat your pate, and fancy wit will come;
Knock as you please, there's nobody at home.”
Credited as Epigram: An Empty House (1727), or On a Dull Writer; alternately attributed to Jonathan Swift in John Hawkesworth, The Works of Jonathan Swift, D.D., Dean of St. Patrick's, Dublin (1754), p. 265. Compare: "His wit invites you by his looks to come, But when you knock, it never is at home", William Cowper, Conversation, line 303.
Misattributed
“You can't make people love you but you can make them fear you”