“I‘ve given up trying to get invited to a cocktail party but I‘m going to the egg roll. I swear.”

“If I were invited to a dinner party with my characters, I wouldn't show up.”

“Life's just a cocktail party - on the street.”

“On the off chance that you have children, don't clean up at all. As children, my brother and sister and I loved waking up early and playing cocktail party with the leftover debris”

“I roll up in yo city and get my push on”

“I'm very romantic when I masturbate. Sometimes I light a candle…then I try and shoot it out. It's like a carnival. Never invite me to a birthday party.”

“Unbelievable! I said, "What would I be doing walking the streets at night as a stuffed olive- gate-crashing cocktail parties?”

“Next time you’re at a swanky cocktail party and you want to impress somebody, try dropping Manson’s law of avoidance on them:
The more something threatens your identity, the more you will avoid it.”

“Twitter is the perpetual cocktail party where everyone is talking at once but nobody is saying anything.”

“Huck and — and the slave…. they … they were going up the river, trying to get free…. and — in trying to get free … they see that they're sort of free already…”