“Disco is the best floor show in town. It's very democratic, boys with boys, girls with girls, girls with boys, blacks and whites, capitalists and Marxists, Chinese and everything else, all in one big mix.”

“Girls scare me more than boys. Boys are cruel. Girls are mean.”

“A bad boy can be very good for a girl.”

“Why did the little girls grow crippled
While the little boys grow strong
The boys allowed to come of age
The girls just came along
The girls were told sing harmonies
The boys could all sing songs
That's why little girls grew crippled
While little boys grew strong.”

“Boys will be boys. And even that wouldn't matter if only we could prevent girls from being girls.”

“Boys will be boys—And even that … wouldn't matter if only we could prevent girls from being girls.”

“A girl meets a boy, Ed, and everything changes, or so she says.”

“A lovers' spat," he said. "You know how it is. Boy meets girl, girl wants boy dead. An everyday story, really.”

“And your life,' Katie said to Christy, 'is turning into a rather predictable romance. Girl meets boy. Boy is a dork for four years. Girl blossoms into a gorgeous woman. Boy finds his brain. Girl turns into starry-eyed mush head.”

“One boy, one girl, two hearts beating wildly.”