“I'm going to get you a broken alarm clock so you'll get up in the morning.”
The Osbournes television show.
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“Every morning I get up for two reasons: one is the alarm that rings, the other is you.”
Original: (it) Ogni mattina mi alzo per due motivi: uno è la sveglia che suona, l'altro sei tu.
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“The secret to life is, you get up in the morning, and you go to work.”
From the book Travelling Music
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“Harry Dresden: Even a broken clock gets it right occasionally.”
Source: The Dresden Files, Turn Coat (2009), Chapter 47

TV Series and Specials (Includes DVDs), Trick of the Mind (2004–2006)

“You have to have a dream so you can get up in the morning.”
Henry J. Waters III (March 19, 2007) "The Tribune's View: Shield law - Stand up, Mr. Gibbons", Columbia Daily Tribune.
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Variant: Every morning I get up and look throught the Forbes list of the richest people of America. If I am not there, I go to work.

Quoted in Parade Magazine 10 July 2008 http://www.parade.com/celebrity/celebrity-parade/archive/pc_0194.html.