
“When a man marries his mistress, he creates a job vacancy.”
Book of Humorous Quotations, ed. Connie Robertson (1998), page 83
Evening Standard, "Quote of the Day", Mon 13 January 2014, p. 16
“When a man marries his mistress, he creates a job vacancy.”
Book of Humorous Quotations, ed. Connie Robertson (1998), page 83
“When a man takes a mistress, he doesn't turn around and divorce his wife.”
Source: Memoirs of a Geisha
“When a man leaves his mistress, he runs the risk of being betrayed two or three times daily.”
Quitte-t-on sa maîtresse, on risque, hélas! d'être trompé deux ou trois fois par jour.
Vol. I, ch. XII
Le Rouge et le Noir (The Red and the Black) (1830)
Characters, ch. 9 (12); translation from R. C. Jebb and J. E. Sandys (trans.), The Characters of Theophrastus (London: Macmillan, 1909), p. 75.
“No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married.”
Theory held by Disraeli, cited in Sir William Fraser, Disraeli and his Day (1891), p. 142.
Sourced but undated
“The happiness of a married man depends on the people he has not married.”
Source: A Woman of No Importance
F 88
Aphorisms (1765-1799), Notebook F (1776-1779)